There are 22 matching search results on “Barney Stinson”:
Barney Stinson: “When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True s...”
Barney Stinson: “And here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top ...”
Barney Stinson: “Watch your step when you get up kids, 'cause I'm about to drop ...”
Barney Stinson: “Ok, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes and suit up!”
Barney Stinson: “It's going to be legen... wait for it... and I hope you're not ...”
Barney Stinson: “A week? That's like a year in 'hot girl time'!”
Barney Stinson: “Screaming is a motivational tool. Like Christmas bonuses... or ...”
Barney Stinson: “Open your brain tank bro, cuz here comes some premium 91 octane...”
Barney Stinson: “Because your my best friend, alright? You don't have to tell me...”
Barney Stinson: “Yes! Look at you. You suited in an unmistakably upward directio...”
Barney Stinson: “I should feel tremors of psych-itude rock my body like a seizur...”
Barney Stinson: “You’re not happy. You know why? Because you're different. Now I...”
Barney Stinson: “To score a ten would be just fine, but I'd rather be dressed to...”
Barney Stinson: “Girls will go and girls will come. But there's only one absolut...”
Barney Stinson: “Picture a world where all the girls and boys are impeccably wel...”
Barney Stinson: “There are so many great things to do with the human mouth. Why ...”
Ted Mosby: “Do not get drawn into Barney Stinson’s circus tent of fun house mirr...”
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