“Son, a piece of advice. When you go on a first date, you really don't wanna say 'smurf penis'. Girls don't ordinarily like that.”

– Older Ted Mosby*

*Quote from the TV show How I Met Your Mother, Pilot (Bays et al., 2005).

*Quote from the TV show How I Met Your Mother, Pilot (Bays et al., 2005).

Bays, C., Thomas, C. (Writers/Producers), & Fryman P. (Director). (2005). Pilot [Television series episode]. In C. Bays, & C. Thomas (Producers), How I Met Your Mother. CBS.